Services
Providing Everything You Need
Office Chats
Whether you're panicking about your most recent data analysis or unsure how to experimentally test your hypothesis, Mark has answers for you. Pop into his office, plop down in the chair across from his desk, and pour out your heart.
Manuscript Review
Do you think you're ready to submit? Well, you're wrong about that if Mark hasn't reviewed your paper yet! He'll provide insightful feedback and may even include stupid reviewer comments to make you laugh.
Reality Checks
Are you about to walk off the cliff, spiraling into an existential crisis? Well, don't. Go talk to Mark instead. He'll remind you that it'll be okay, even if the hypothesis you hinged your whole thesis on is actually untestable.
Markobial Fission
Mark has a lot to get done and a wide clientele to reach, so he figured out how to make 8 nearly-identical copies of himself. Maybe if you ask nicely, he'll tell you the secret.
Complex Problem Solving
If you have a problem, Mark can solve it. And if he can't solve it, he'll get in touch with someone who can.
Experimental Troubleshooting
Just tell him that your Western Blot isn't running, and he'll know exactly how to fix it without even looking at it.